Get this! So I just returned from a trip to Nashville where I had a few comments directed towards me that really made me take a hard look at myself and re-evaluate my entire existence. No Kidding here!…The first comment came from some skanky busted up 35 year old stripper outside a seedy strip club in downtown who walked by me and dropped this:
“You look like a young Ron Jeremy!”
A young Ron Jeremy? Are you serious? My first thought was to take a swing at the chick but after she spent the next 10 minutes trying to convince me that it was the greatest of compliments, i actually started to believe her.
Less than 24 hours later, i kid you not. I had a fellow walk up to me in the hotel bar and ask if I was
“the twin brother of singer Jake Owen.”. I told him that i wasn’t and he insisted that i was a dead ringer for the singers twin. Not knowing who this Jake owen was, i went up to my room and looked him up on the internet..dreading what this fellow looked like after getting the Ron Jeremy bomb earlier in the day. But to my surprise, the dude looks like some kinda superman from a Jeep commercial
So after giving it some long thought. and falling into a deep 2 day identity crisis and wondering how the world really perceives me. Not to mention the intense stewing over the fact that someone actaullly said i looked like Ron Jeremy. Im going with the skank. No offense to Jake, he a good lookin cat, im sure he’s a nice guy and im sure he has great songs…but Jeremy? I gotta go with Jeremy!!! Awesome!!!!!!!
So the question is..what is the best, “You look like” comment you’ve ever received??
2 responses so far ↓
Fleex // June 21, 2008 at 8:42 pm |
I have a similar situation going on. Half the people I run into think I’m the twin brother of Mikhail Baryshnikov, the other half actually think I’m Morgan Freeman.
Fleex // July 23, 2008 at 6:25 pm |
I’ve been getting the Herve Villachaize thing for about a week ever since this new haircut.